I am MikeL, the Berry father

Hi American dudes, if you never heard about me, I don't blame you. Rest assured you would get youeself a full blown slap right across your face if you don't know what BlackBerry is. Wait a minute, idiot, I am not talking about the little black fruits you buy from farmer's market. It is a mobile phone with intelligence. No wonder people call it smartphone. The best ever it allows you to send emails on the phone. Still doesn't ring a bell? You must have gone unemployed for at least 10 years now. Everyone who has a meaningful job these days has a BlackBerry or yearns for one. Just go to any retail store of Sprint, AT&T and Verizon and you will see a lineup of BlackBerrys. They make iPhone look like a giant retard. Can you keep a secret? Steve called me the other day and he's like, "dude, you are the only one that keeps me awake like 2 in the morning. Back off, this is America, you little canadians have occupied our emails for way too long. Even our idiot government agencies like FBI and CIA are sending emails through your operation center north of the border. I am like we don't have to tell Canadians how we screwed Saddam. " I told Steve to watch his tone then went "Steve, do you know Alexander Bell was from Canada? Your most proud invention, so-called iPhone, is just adding a little i in front of his invention, the five letter word that spells P-h-o-n-e. If you still don't believe me, look around your iPhone team. More than 60 percent of them are Canadians. Get it?" Steve was caught off guard by how well I know about iPhone. He is like "Mike, I know you are calling on your BlackBerry. The voice is like shit because BlackBerry is only good at emails. You know most BlackBerry users also carry iPhone because in the end of the day music rules." I went like "Steve, it is 2 in the morning. I know you are up for another night. Good luck with your 3G iPhone. So you know we've had 3G BlackBerry for at least 2 years now." Then I heard a big bang. Guess Steve threw his iPhone at the wall. One thing I didn't tell Steve. I've always liked iPhone because it feels like musterbation when you move your finger around the screen.

Now you know who I am. I am the man behind BlackBerry. My name is Mike Lazaridis. Wonder about the last name? It is greek.